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The bustling city of Tokyo is at the dawn of another day.
Newly rebuilt, her skyscrapers are shining, her parking is
ample, and her citizens are happy.
Of course, that peace is about to be broken...
Deeply perturbed by the number of entirely un-destroyed buildings
around, Godzilla emerges from the sea to wreak havoc!
And wreak he does!
Not far away, Han Solo (The Mug) is fulfilling his duties
as Nathan's official beverage container. But, he senses that
Tokyo is in danger!
"I sense that Tokyo is in Danger! I must assemble the
Tokyo Defense Squad!"
"Wait! Come back!" cries Nathan, as Han Solo (The
Mug) takes his leave. Nathan does not understand that there
is no time for quietly sipping! Now is the time for action!!
Meanwhile, Godzilla continues his rampage. Suddenly, there
is a shout from the other side of the city! "Menace from
the depths!" the voice says. "You now face..."
"THE TOKYO DEFENSE SQUAD!" (pictured: The Hitokiri
Battousai, Little Mechwarrior, Han Solo (The Mug), and Karate
Fightin' Hamster)
Godzilla, however, unflinchingly calls friends of his own
- Baragon, King Ghidorah, and Larval Mothra!
ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN BEGINS! FIGHT NOW!!
Stab!
Tackle!
Smash!
The fight rages on, but a bottle of Vodka inexplicably interrupts
the action!
My drunken roommate has passed out all over my Godzilla Crumble
Zone playset, and ruined everything! So once again you have
alcohol to thank for destroying a perfectly good battle for
supremacy over Tokyo.
Story's
over, folks. THE END. |
