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A QUICK GUIDE
TO GIFT GUESSING

In 60 Seconds Or Less!
By Nathan - December 17, 2003
 
 

**EDITOR'S NOTE: Even though this is not the first day of the 12 Days dealiewhacker we're doing here at Ninjaculture, it's the first time I've taken a turn, and as such, I'd like to extend my own heartfelt welcome to you readers who have come to partake in the holiday-themed fun. As an aside - and I haven't told Andrew this yet, so don't you go telling him either - I'm mightily pissed that a cool picture of ME doing something festive isn't also on that top logo thinger he made. But you know what? It's the holiday season, and since I can't theoretically kill anyone this close to Christmas, I'm just going to have to vent my anger in article form. Alright? Alright.**

For those of us who still have the opportunity to submit Christmas Wish Lists to their elders and/or significant others, Christmas represents a gigantic swirling miasma of mystery and suspense in regards to exactly what gift they decide to get you. Er...in addition of course to being a holiday of happiness and cheer, I suppose. But when that enigmatic package under the tree bears your name, and you need to quickly figure out what it is, what's the best way? Shaking it may cause damage. Your X-Ray vision has been failing of late. Other people who may be 'in the know' cannot be bribed to divulge information.

Fear not, friend! For cutting through the fog of confusion and mystery is this handy, and more importantly, fast guide to figuring out exactly what that gift is! You can print out or write down the following section, and whenever you come across a gift that puzzles you to no end, just run through the checklist. You'll be well on your way to total awareness in no time. Here we go!


HOW TO TELL EXACTLY WHAT YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT IS

1.)Open it when nobody is looking.

Congratulations! You've completed all the steps to help yourself both sleep easier at night and prepare the correct emotional response when you open the gift 'for reals'. As an extra bonus, you can cut down on needless 'together-time' if you are forced to guess what gift it is before opening it - because you will already know! Good for you!

That's all! Just take this guide with you and be prepared for a much less worrisome holiday season.


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Nathan
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